welcome to maggie's super awesome cool page!!!!!! this was made by bigtub for maggie bc she's very cool and swag.

who is maggie

there are very few people i know that are remotely close to my age that have had a similar online experience to me. maggie is one of those girlies who had unrestricted internet access from a young age like myself. she's also crazy in the same direction that me and my family are. and we have similar interests like normal friends i guess too.

i'm going to put stuff on this page that i think maggie would like or things that remind me of her. she's a woman in stem but the "s" in stem stands for psychology so she's not as interested in coding in HTML as i am.

cool things about her:

• she's got moxie
• she's creative & crafty
• she's relateable
• faggy
• power to ask you to do stuff & not listen when you say no
• got lots of piercings
• got cool tats
• tumblr famous (kind of)
• can sing & play guitar & does gigs???
• legendary bumper sticker game

things she likes:

• crocheting
• cinnamaroll & sanrio
• tamas !!! esp. ichigotchi & mmimitchi <3
• going to coffee shops
• her cats: mr. jones, ponka, and laszlo
• cats in general

• studio ghibli films
• halsey i think
• that ethel cain album
• watching crafting drama videos
• idk italian wedding soup??
• she's a sims girlie
• miku

things i've made for her

i love making her stuff <3. i love making stuff in general but it's a lot more fun when you're making something for someone you know.

here is this tamagotchi holder i tried to make for her. its not the best quality and i had the zipper face a dumb direction, which i only determined after i'd already sewed it. and this was the second attempt of the bag too. really should of gotten a double zipper also so its easier to open the damn thing. anyway. so a couple years later target came out with a strawberry jewlery box that was basically everything i envisioned and i was like sunnovabitch. but then maggie said she loves the one i made her and she likes that its a slow fashion item, as opposed to an unsustainable fast fashion accessory.

i made her these little beanie baby type stuffies of two of her cats for her 21st bday. i bought this pattern online and i wish i made a sample one first out of a different fabric to really understand how best to construct them. i the pattern has really big ears and i just cant attatch pieces with differently curved edges. trying to mark the fur fabric i bought was nearly impossible, and i used a yellow chalk that won't wash out of mr. jones' white fur. the felt faces are impossible to see on the black fur. maggie says i should give them paw pads, but like those pieces of felt would be so small and i already hated putting on the seeds on the strawberry bag so like what the hell. and i spilled the filling beans on the carpet of the workspace i was using so it was a bitch to clean up. anyway i think she likes them. here is the best picture i have of them.

and i put all her presents in these sample boxes i ordered for a school project. the plain cardboard was begging to be decorated.

oh also i painted this image i found of garf miku and maggie kept asking me to have it and take to school to put in her room and finally i said "goddamn it shut up about it" and gave it to her. on the back i wrote "yo wtf are boobs? i'm a visual learner btw"

enjoyable things about mog

she has called me emotionally constipated (which is true) and she also has said that sometimes i act very autistically (which i do). also sometimes i'm the other boyfriend, which i am happy to be second to her actual boyfriend who is very nice and cool himself. i also wear the dad hat and maybe sometimes the mom hat? but her mom usually wears the mom hat. one time i wore the grandma hat becuase i was sewing a hole in a pair of her jeans which to me feels like a very grandmother activity.

i love when we're just hanging. she'll say "yo do u wanna get coffee" and i'll say "sure" and then we're just hanging. and she might go like "sorry i'm not being very entertaining" but i do not care because i'm not being very entertaining either. i like to think of it as like cats, where they just like existing near you.

fun memories

i met maggie in my pre-ap bio class freshman year of highschool. she was also in my pre-ap english class, or whatever the version of it was for freshmen but the pre-ap bio class was during first hour. i remember her hair was colored (i'm pretty sure) and the first thing that i remember that she specifically said is that "my therapist told me to..." and it was then that i knew that she was cool.

we were the baddest bitches in pre-ap chem even though i had to re-explain everything the teacher was saying. and i think we started grat tim in sophomore year also. absolute banger videos. every friend group needs the corresponding youtube channel.

we can't forget the absolute legend of "john proctor plows on sundays" and when i (john proctor) called her (abigal williams) a whore in front of the whole class. that was also the year where "respawn!" came from. i remember us all being crouched in the corner of the classroom before we knew what the lockdown was actually for, and someone let out the most juciest fart i think i've ever heard in my life. i can't remember if she was next to me but the class was definitley giggling. then we learned it was because that kid brought a gun to school and then the SRO shot him. and then when the teacher put on aladdin on vhs and we were waiting to be let out, some kid looked out the window and saw someone walking and promptly said "respawn!!"

i dont remember if it was french iii or french iv where we went over les très riches heures de duc du berry. thats where the following epic quote came from:

the summer after hs graduation was great. we hung out a lot with either us and siya or even sometime's we'd get isaiah and it'd be a real party. can't believe you guys made me watch all the fucggin fnaf game theory videos. really did not care for that.

and of course i love just hanging. parallel play doing whatever. i don't really care what the activity is. this one time maggie said "hey i got these tickets to a concert in madison on thursday from a friend, wanna go?" and i said "okay sure" so she picks me up from my school in MKE and we drive to madison and we get a parking spot and we're walking to the veny and I finally ask "hey who are we seeing?" because it really didn't matter who it was.

and im glad that she was able to join me for a concert (loscamp!) i wanted to go to in chicago. i had technically been to chicago before but it was for a robotics event in highschool and it was chaperoned. but i got our timing down like perfect almost and we had a great time. maggie was taken aback that someone was offering waters for free before the show even started 'cause apparently they don't do that everywhere. she got merch for me so i could stay up front because this is like the only band i care about. and then i drove us home at midnight as it started to rain like a motherfucker. and this was in the old blue van that had no air conditioning and also the back windshield wiper didn't work. i was driving and kept switching between cracking my window to get some air and having it closed becuase i was getting too wet. people were driving on the freeway with their hazards on. poor mag. wish i'd have convicned my mom to let me drive the pegmobile even though she was out doing something with it that night.

note about the page

this page isn't made for mobile. soz. thought this layout was cute but it's sure not responsive. the inline css is actually revolting. also i tried my best to get the lines to line up with this lined background but it;s not always successful with the stupid scrollbar